Random.

Hello to all you nice people.


To be honest, I don't know what to write in this blogpost, but, I'll figure something out, while writing.

Hmm. Security!
I'm so tired of looking at computers, with spyware, virus' and other malware.
Seriously, I'm so tired of people that are downloading virus' from the Gnutella network.
They're all saying: "Omg, my computer is so slow", and I think: "Jesus christ. There's so much virus, spyware and other bad stuff on this computer. I don't even want to fix this!"
Maybe I'm a jerk, but yeah. Seriously :p

I'll just tell a bit about my noobish friend.
He loves porn. Which is okay - we all do (boys, specially).
He was at a LAN-party, and he was like: "Omg, I have to watch some sexy porn!" - so.. He searched google for: "Free porn" or something like that.
Smart enough - using Google.
There's just this one problem. Some of the sites have this über-cool thing called FAKE CODECS. Some of those fake codecs will spread on the Local Area Network, and effect computers with less protection :( . So yeah -
He downloaded this codec, since he didn't know anything about codecs, fake codecs and so on.
He installed, and suddenly - his Explorer.exe kinda fucked up, and some of the computers at the LAN got slower - both in programs like Firefox, Counter-Strike and so on.
One of my friends, who is not noobish - got infected very badly. His computer is like mine (kinda nice PC (8GB ram, quad core 2,5 and a 9800GX2) - so there shouldn't be any problems running stuff like Firefox.
But yeah, his computer slowed down - and he was forced to send it to the company that he bought it from to get it fixed.

My noobish friend say it wasn't him, but yeah ..
We found this "flash_player_install.exe" which filled .. Nothing. The normal flash-player install have a nice logo, and fills a bit more than 100kb.
So yeah, we made this rule at the LAN parties: DO NOT WATCH PORN W/O A PRO'S PERMISSION.
You should also do that, to keep yourself safe.
I'm not saying that this will happen every time. But yeah, it CAN happen.



Haha, that was just one thing.

I'm going to talk about virus', then :p
People sometimes ask me: "Can you please make a virus that will destroy a computer totally?" - I say NO. Or well, sometimes.. I make an exception :P
Example: My friend have this very annoying little sister.. And he asked me to make a virus, to kill her computer . I haven't made it yet, but yeah. When he really needs it, I would make one gladly, and then try to make it undetectable (which is kinda hard, since there's no nice crypters left....).
It's some time ago that I made a virus. I tested one at a Windows 2000-computer. It got totally fucked up. The CD-Drive flopped in 'n' out, same time a beeping noise was inside the computer.
Not a dangerous virus, but a very annoying one. You couldn't really do anything on the computer, because when you tried to open an application, it was automaticly minimized.

But yeah. That didn't work for very long - the anti virus' around the world detected the shit and busted it. You couldn't do anything if the target had an updated anti virus.


That was just a short note.. Sorry for that one :p

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Now to something completely different.


There's load of great hackers in this world.
We have so many of them. A lot of them.
Some of them started at the teenage-years, like I did.

People still ask me: "How do you hack?" and "What can you hack?" and the most stupid question ever: "Can you hack my PC? or FBI?".
HOW DO YOU HACK?: Oh. I don't know <- Good answer, to a stupid question. I know, that atleast some of you "hackers" have been asked that question. I don't really think there's an answer. Hacking is a wide concept.
I don't even know what hacking actually is - I'm just doing it.
Defacing, keylogging, RAT'ing. I know all that - but not the word "Hacking".

So yeah, my answer to that question is: I don't know. I just do it!

"What can you hack?": Hmm. Good question, to be honest. I haven't tested it. I've defaced a few websites, fucked some computers up with the help of keylogging, RAT's and other stupid scriptkiddie tools.
Oh! Scriptkiddies. I just LOVE THEM .. Not.
Scriptkiddies.. Oh my god. "I AM SO GOOD, LOOK I CAN HACK OMGOMGOMG, THIS TOOL IS AWESOME" . But yeah - a scriptkiddie without its tools, is like a child who is 2 years old.
Yeah, I must admit that I've used tools too. A lot of them . But I found out that you can do other security stuff WITHOUT tools. You can code the tools by yourself, making exploits and all that other cool stuff.

Scriptkiddies. They think they're better than the noobs. They are better!
I must admit that. They know how to use the tools, which is kinda nice..
I just don't see the .. Point in hacking websites that haven't done anything to you?
What's the meaning? Getting an online life? Getting famous online? What's the point?
Nothing, but stress.
Some of you maybe remember "Jonse" or "Pvpede" or just.. "Pede B". The god damnit Emulation Expert . MaNGOS, to be exact. Later Ascent ..
When it became too much, I quitted it. People added me daily, asking stupid questions, because they didn't want to read any guides..
I've been writing many guides. A lot of guides, actually. They're just all outdated :(
I haven't worked with Emulation for a while though. 1½ year or something like that :)

So yeah, I would say .. Do not get "famous" online. It'll only cause you trouble.


- Pvpede